OzzyHereYet Profile Information

Hard Rock, Soft Heart
Age 48 From New York, New York - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Man

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
I Would Describe Myself As  
A riddle wrapped up in an enigma wrapped in a burrito with a side of guacamole, because, avocados.

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
My Height Is  
5' 5 (1.65 m)
My Eyes Are  
My Ethnicity Is  
My Marital Situation Is  
I Have Kids  
I Want Kids  
My Best Feature Is  
Body Art  
Pierced... But Only Ear(s)
My Hair Is  
Light Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat, Dog
Willing To Relocate  


My Education Level Is  
College Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Work At Home
My Speciality Is  
Medical / Health
My Job Title Is  
Medical editor, writer, journalist
I Live  
With Pet(s)
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
I Drink  
Yes - Socially


Back In High School, I Was A  
My Social Behavior Is  
Observant, Friendly
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Religion / Spirituality, Dining, Photography, Exercising, Reading, Arts & Crafts, Sports, Learning, Music, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Camping, Volunteering
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Trying New Things, Relaxing, Sleeping, Extreme Sports, Reading A Book, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Gotta be beyond boring here, coffee, cocktail, see if there's chemistry. :) If so, I'm sure we'll find something else to do depending on shared interests.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Ice climbing. The whole nine yards: ropes, crampons, winter gear. Have no idea why and I am sure it will be miserable, but, hey, YOLO.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Raunchy, Goofy


My Religion Is  
I Attend Services  
On Holidays
My Political Views Are  
Middle Of The Road
My Goal In Life Is  
I have some very specific goals in my life, some I have achieved, and some are under construction, and others are longer-term projects. I enjoy setting my path for them and taking the steps to get there.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Friendly, Goofy, Raunchy


On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Instructional, Sports
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Drama, Documentary, Animation
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Metal, Pop, Punk
My Top 3 Musical Artists Are  
way too many to pick just three
When I Read, I Always Read  
News, Ancient, Anthology, Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Health, History, Instructional, Nature, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Religious, Science, Science Fiction, Supernatural
My Top 3 Books Are  
too many to pick the top three
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Spending time with people who are so intelligent that they recognize the need to blow off steam by being downright ridiculous from time-to-time, and are unapologetic about it. Indeed, they own it.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Wit, Spontaneity, Oddities, Boldness, Sensitivity, Empathy, Humor, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence
What Do You Look For?  
Intelligence is an aphrodisiac in and of itself, or at least an appetizer. Kindness and empathy are often the natural result of intelligence and logic. An absolute absence of snobbery or entitlement is also a must. All of this should be wrapped in a fantastic sense of humor and a boisterous laugh.

Additionally, if you wake me up before my alarm sounds you best better have a large coffee in one of your hands or I will bite it off.

Very important: If you smoke pot, drink heavily/are an alcoholic, take drugs, are "in recovery" or have "been sober for decades", I respectfully ask you to skip over me. It's a deal-breaker and complete non-starter. (No judgments, just being VERY upfront about this).
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Committed, Marriage